Confessions of a Piddly

I confess to… thinking that a “dirty weekend” away meant camping in a field.

I confess to… thinking that my parents went to paradise for the weekend. They went to Paris.

I confess to… thinking that Alaska was an island.

I confess to… thinking that sunflowers grew from corn.

I confess to… only just realising that raisins are just shrivelled grapes.

I confess to… thinking Portugal was the capital of Spain.

I confess to… once putting a peanut up my nose because I wanted to be a monkey.

I confess to… thinking ‘duct tape’ was actually ‘duck tape’.