I confess to… hooking up with you the for first time because I mistook you for your brother.

I confess to… starting that rumour about you actually being a dude…

I confess to… ‘accidentally’ calling you while I was having sex with my new boyfriend.

I confess to… tagging my twin in a photo of me cheating on my girlfriend… My twin got dumped, I got engaged.

I confess… that sometimes I love seeing you, but sometimes I love seeing you leave even more.

I confess to… getting off school early after telling my teacher that my granddad had died. He had died, two years earlier.

I confess to… quickly eating all my favourite colour sweets and pretending there were none in the packet.

I confess to… feeling happy seeing that that bitch from school is really fat now.